Fashion Witticisms

“If you find yourself wearing the same outfits as other people constantly, find a new store to shop at.

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“If you shop alone, you might make bad choices. Buyer beware!

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“Be bold, but don’t stick out like a sore thumb wherever you go.

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“Just send it to the dry cleaners. Be honest, you don’t know how to wash that garment.

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“You shouldn’t have to justify your outfit.

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“Versatility is key.

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“Do not wear Uggs more than twice a week. The world will thank you.

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“Buyers remorse won’t feel half as bad after you get 50 compliments!

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“Life isn’t easy, so shopping isn’t either.

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“Don’t wear anything that can be misconstrued as a pair of pajamas outside of your house. Ever.

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